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Make Extra Cash Selling Liberty-Foam as a Lyft Driver

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Max and I were arguing. He was the devil, and I was the angel. We were in a church, bargaining over someone’s soul.

He was trying to get rid of the soul, and I was doing my best to make sure he took it with him to Hell. We’re not sure how it turned out because Brandon entered as a priest and started digging a grave. Someone swiped and that was the end of the scene.

Improv is great fun, personally challenging, and an excellent way to meet new friends who are interested in creating emotional scenes, as well as learning to be better people.

Max is also a Lyft driver, and he was telling me about how he would chat up his rides. He talked about himself, his daughter, but mostly about Improv. Then the Pandemic came. And don’t you know it, sanitizer became a hot item.

Max knew I was a chemist and had this product that was good for the skin. He wondered if it would work for sanitizing as well. I thought about it. The answer was YES.

It turns out that our stuff (Liberty-Foam) is great at sanitizing your skin against all sorts of germs. In fact it’s at least as good as using alcohol products. And it’s cost effective as well.

This means that Max was able to start selling a two ounce bottle of Liberty-Foam for $7 to his rides. And that 2 ounce bottle has as many applications as 16 ounces of alcohol rubs. That’s because Liberty-Foam is 8x more concentrated.

It’s fun to think that goofing around in an Improv class led us to create a product that is better for your skin, keeps you protected, and is easier to carry around.

Thanks Max.

So we’re going to try something. If you’re a ride share driver, you can get a free sample of our 2 ounce Liberty-Foam (there’s four fragrances to choose from) to try for yourself, and to also try and sell to one of your rides. No obligation on your part. If you sell the bottle for $7 and don’t want to sell any more, you’ve made $7. But if you want to keep the cash coming, then give us a call, or contact Max.

Here’s Max in person talking about Liberty-Foam. We’d like to spread the word, and we’d like you to make some extra money in your hustle. And maybe we’ll all have some fun along the way. After all, isn’t that what Improv is all about?

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This is an internal note for Jackie S: Perhaps we should structure another post along the lines of the IGPR 3-30-3 so that it can present on its own merits. SD 2021-01-06

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Corporate News: Name Change for 1/2 gallon

We’re going to freshen the brand of Uncle Earl so that it better represents what is going on inside the bottle.

The new name will be Compound B, short for Butanoic or Butyric acid.

The phase strategy for this name change will be to change the labels on the bottles being shipped to WWG.

Here’s the text I’m thinking of including with a “letter” of some kind to be included with the product. I say “letter” because it may be more like a laminated post card or something fancy to act as an introduction. Who knows, perhaps it will include a coupon. Here’s the text:

  1. Hey there Buddy.
  2. Lots of you don’t care for the name Uncle Earl. So we’re dropping that from the product. Many people thought it sounded kind of creepy. That’s sad because Earl’s real and is quite the nice guy.
  3. Here’s some other things we’ve learned. First we have to start with what we meant to do. And that is that our product was designed to be a great natural soap that would rival the power of other industrial strength cleaners. We succeeded.
  4. What we didn’t realize (and so we learned) was that our soap was also good for your skin. There was something in it that skin liked. Skin absorbed that something. Skin healed. And customers noticed.
  5. We also learned that if you tell customers that your soap is good for them, it means you have to be a drug company. There’s more rules to follow, and you have to label your product accordingly. No problem.
  6. Finally, (for now) we think that the substance in our soap might be something called Butanoic acid, or Compound B for short. It’s a natural substance found in butter and other places. It turns out that its ridiculously good for us (see wikipedia for more), and if you’re reading this and do nothing else – please eat more butter.
  7. So we’re renaming our product to conform with drug labeling laws, and to better indicate what’s so good about it for you.
  8. So it’s the same great substance that cleans the deepest grit and grime from your skin. You can still use it for shaving, taking stains out of clothes, and lots of other things (check out these links)
  9. But our label is changing so it better reflects who we are, what the product is, and what it can do. It’s good for you, please use more.
  10. Best yet, if you want a great discount, you can use this code to get 25% off on other products in our store (not the one you’re getting from WWG bz we don’t want to tick them off and we sell it for a higher price in our store)
  11. Thanks from Team Earl
New label, as promised.
Here’s the old label.

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Corporate News: 1 ounce bottle labels

Good news everyone. Here’s the latest version of what is currently our hottest product seller, thanks to Max E. Thanks Max.

If anyone can see anything that could be improved, let me know quickly because I’m going to ask Dean K at Digital sign to generate about 30 each of the non-musk labels. Max has been selling these to his Lyft riders with some success. He also reports that lavender and lemon seem to be the best sellers.

The only one improvement I can see at this point is to shorten the last line about drug facts so that it reads:
Drug Facts at Liberty– but it’s not a big deal.

Thanks to Doug F out in fiery California with his sites: and
Also thanks to Rich E here in Ohio with his site: and

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Corporate News: 1oz bottles, musk & patchouli

Hi guys!

I’m thinking it’s going to be easier to keep us all updated using the blog on LF instead of trying to arrange conference calls or emailing you en masse or individually. Good stuff happening, and this way I can keep you in the loop simultaneously.

ME has ordered business cards (I’ll include a graphic later) and will start handing them out. They have a coupon code good for 50% off on orders of $30 or more. Don’t know how long we’ll let that hang, but let’s see if they work.

Also updated the picture on this site so that the bottle of LF shows its musky scent (with hints of patchouli). There’s people out there who love musky odors, and our stuff has it, naturally.

Thanks to ME, we’re working on selling the formerly 1 ounce sample bottles as pocket-sized sanitizer. He wondered how many drops were equal to a half-pump of the foam bottle, and I worked it out.

A one ounce bottle of Liberty-Foam (that doesn’t foam, oh well) can dispense little drops very easily. It takes me only 5 or 6 drops to cover my hands for 30 seconds, more than enough for great sanitizing. But if you want the same amount that you get from a half-pump of the 9 ounce foamer bottle? That comes to 15 to 20 drops. That coverage will handle anyone.

Here’s the crazy part. A one ounce bottle will contain around a hundred doses. Just to be on the safe side, let’s call it 80 doses. From one one-ounce bottle. That’s just as many doses you get from an EIGHT OUNCE bottle of alcohol gel. So our product is more powerful, concentrated, and costs less per dose. Wait. That’s what we’ve been saying all along.

First draft edition of the card. Final product has print on both sides.
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Farmer’s Markets

farmers market

We love being in the market. There’s nothing better than fresh veggies and fruit and all the other good things found in a farmer’s market.

We love being being there as well. And so can you. We have an aggressive program for team members (AAA on up) where we will help cover up to half of your costs.

So if you know of one, go ahead and join the fun! We’re happy to help.

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Scouting for Talent

baseball scouts

As a sales team member, you’re already part of a growing organization spreading the word about a wonderful new product. You can help us build our team.

Like any ball club, it’s important to keep our eyes open for new talent. And we want you to be our scout.

That’s right. If you know someone who looks like they will be a good fit for UE and Liberty-Foam, then talk to them about it.

It might be that they want to be an immediate member of your team. In that case you can add to the number of people who are not only spreading the word, but can also be helping you boost your income.

If you become a club manager (it doesn’t matter if you are in Triple A or Double A) we’ll give you a team name. Heck, you can help.

Then we’ll assign your new teammate a coupon code that they will hand out to their customers, just like you did starting out. Except here’s the difference. Every month we’ll look at their sales, and you will get an additional income from everything they’ve sold.

In addition, we’ll give you a one-time signing bonus as a scout. That’ll be a store credit of at least $100 towards all product. Which means whatever you sell will become 100% profit. By the way, you get this signing bonus whether or not the new person is on your team.

That’s all there is to it. Let us know if you have any questions.

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Recruiters Welcome

I worked as a recruiter long long ago. Before computers.

But I can still sympathize with your job, and appreciate some of the skills you bring to employers.

Here’s the deal. We need your help to grow. We’d love to bring good salespeople on board. But our business model is a typical multi-level-marketing setup. With a twist.

Everyone begins on the farm team, Triple A, just like in baseball. This includes you. Sorry.

If you want to work with us, we’ll figure out a mutually agreeable contract.

Then, when you find someone who works out for us, we’ll honor that contract.

The simple fact of life is that we can help each other. And working out the details ahead of time means that there are no surprises, and no hurt feelings.

Here’s the other stipulation. You also have to be a member of the farm team, at the very least. This means you have to try our product like everyone else. Seems fair, doesn’t it?

After all, if you don’t like our product (something we realize is out of the question) then how can you properly recruit for us?

Any questions? Please call Steve at 440.528.0680 or email me at Steve [ at ] uncle [ dash ] earls [ dot ] com.

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Open Letter to Natural Health Influencers

We’re believers in natural health, and we appreciate what you do.

As part of our commitment, we’d like to offer you our flagship product for your review. No strings.

Our entire story is on this site and on our sister site,

The short story is that we started out as an industrial company, but created some new technologies along the way.

The soap and sanitizing solution we sell here grew out of our knowledge of chemistry, biology, and working conditions in factories.

We didn’t start out wanting to make a great soap that was also a sanitizer and moisturizer. But over the past ten years our customers have told us that it’s what they enjoy most about our product.

If you have questions not answered here, feel free to email me at Steve at uncle dash earls dot com. I’ll get back to you, and if the fit feels right, we’ll send you a free sample of our Liberty-Foam™ for your review.

Thank you.

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Sales Opportunities with Liberty-Foam™

Sales Pitch Extraordinaire

We’re new and we’re growing.

We’re looking for people people who like to control their own lives.  Team up with us and you get flexibility, income, and the satisfaction of spreading the word about better health and beauty products. You get to set your own schedule, and only deal with people that you like.  You’ll be telling them about products that they already buy, and practically sell themselves.  All the products not only have ten years of proven effectiveness, but our company backs everything up with a month long money-back guarantee. Your next step is to contact us and show us some of that same enthusiasm your friends love about you.  If we like what we see, we’ll send you a special code allowing you to purchase a sample set of our Liberty-Foam for no charge.  You’ll only pay for shipping and handling.  If you don’t hear from us within a day, please try again because it may have gotten lost.  We promise to respond quickly, yes or no. The next step is up to you.  If your product impresses you, let us know and we’ll take you through basic training and admit you to the Triple A league.  You’ll use your samples to show your friends how good the product is.  When they buy it they’ll use your discount code and get a price break.  And you’ll get a hefty commission check every week. We are absolutely fine with people in any shape, physical challenge, even mental challenges.  In today’s crazy world, it’s normal to have some sort of mental challenge, isn’t it?  It doesn’t matter to us about your age, how you dress, even if you dress.  You could work all day in slippers and pajamas.  Really. We look forward to working with you. Regards, Steve at Liberty dash Foam dot com.

Online Ads

The ad you probably saw was different than most sales ads, because honesty is our policy.
  • You want to make some extra money?  Do you want to believe in the product you sell?  You want something that you can potentially sell to anybody and everybody?
  • If you enjoy talking to people, and if you enjoy telling your friends, family, and relatives about great new discoveries that you have made, then we have an opportunity for you.
  • We aren’t going to make you rich, you will make enough to enjoy yourself come the weekend without having to worry about busting your budget.
  • In return, you’ll being selling a great product.
  • You don’t have to take possession of the product, you don’t have to maintain inventory.
  • There’s an hour of training and that’s it.
  • There’s no boss breathing down your neck, except yourself.  If you can breath down your own neck we want to see that.
  • You choose your sales style as best suits you.
  • Our product is a new kind of hand sanitizer.  It’s all naturally, and has no alcohol.
  • You may already be buying this type of product every week for yourself and your family.  So do yourself a favor.  At the very least, by choosing one of the following programs, you are able to buy yourself a sample set for almost 80% off list price.  This can only be used once.  So even if you don’t join our program, you still end up with a great product that you and your family will enjoy.
  • Help us spread the word on a great product. We’ll take care of all the shipping and paperwork.  You’ll get your commission on a weekly basis.

Triple “A” League

In this sales position, you will go through our training materials (you have to do that for the above as well) and then you will receive a 4 pack of Liberty-Foam™ for only $15.  This is normally almost an $80 value.   It’s up to you to use those and sell those as you wish.  You can sell them directly to your family and friends, or even yourself.  But here’s the trick.  You use these samples to convince your family and friends to buy more Liberty-Foam directly from us.  How do you make money doing this?  Easy.  You also give them your own unique discount code.  This entitles them to by Liberty-Foam for 5% off the list price.  Wait.  How does that make you money for your efforts?  Easy.  Every week, we take a look at the sales made using your unique discount code.  And we directly transfer funds into your bank or credit card or paypal account for 40% of that amount.  That’s FORTY percent.  So if your friends buy $100 worth of Liberty-Foam™ (this doesn’t include shipping and handling) then you will get $40 transferred to your account. As with all good things, any and all of these terms are subject to change without notice.  You don’t have any recourse, and you’re a subcontractor anyway.  These are current as of [ date code ] and it’s on your head to stay current.  By accepting these subcontractor relationships, you are also formally explicitly acknowledging that you will follow all these terms, and all other terms that are incorporated here by association.

Double “A” League

You’ll get your first intro shipment at 1/2 price (any quantity you want up to 200 units or so) with the shipping on us. After that you’ll be buying set quantities and getting our products at a hefty 40% discount.  You’ll also only have to pay 60% of shipping and handling costs. If you want to resell these products to friends who sell them to their friends, you have the margin to start doing it. And if those friends ever get to the point where they need their own direct shipments, guess what?  We’ll give them their own discount codes and you’ll get 10% of their action.  How’s that for an incentive?
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Hello world!

We are making a new kind of soap, and a new kind of hand sanitizer.

It’s all natural, and it’s strong, and it can help keep you and yours healthy.

We know it works, well, because it’s soap.

Please feel free to ask us anything. Better yet, please try our latest product and let us know what you think. We have a money-back guarantee that you’ll be happy with the product within 21 days of getting it. It does not include shipping and handling.

For those of you who prefer a free sample first, we have an active program in place for people on the front lines of this pandemic. Please visit this other blog post for details. Some restrictions apply. It also doesn’t include shipping and handling.